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A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go
out u take ur...
MOBILE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of
the time u
play with ur MOBILE eg SNAKE
XENZIA
TV is free for life, but for the
MOBILE, if you don't
pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the
time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy
and very
portable
U can have only one TV and be
comfortable
but mobile can be packed like in
one pocket and
they will still be comfortable
We only change our TV only if spoilt
(dead)
but we like a newer and a finer
mobile unless we
don't see or hear about them
Operational costs for TV is often
acceptable, but
for the MOBILE it is often high and
demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-
way
communication (u talk and listen),
but with the TV you MUST only
listen (whether
you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs don't have
viruses, but
Mobiles' often do so let's love our
TVs and forget
about the mobiles...